I wish that everytime I ate, the calories were deposited into my bank account as cash.
My mom didn’t tell me we were having people over so I took my laptop and locked myself in the bathroom
UPDATE: THERE ARE PEOPLE COMING UPSTAIRS CALLING MY NAME I CAN HEAR THEM OUTSIDE THE DOOR I KNOW THEY JUST WENT IN MY ROOM
UPDATE: THEY HEARD ME TYPIGN AND THEY’RE OUTSIFE THE BATHROOM ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
THEY’RE TRYING TO GET IN BY PICKING THE LOCK BUT I DON’T THINK THEY KNOW I HAVE A WEAPON WITH ME
will smith everybody
he’s so aggressively proud and determined to direct attention to his wife and son. first he’s like, LOOK AT THIS BEAUTY AND STRENGTH AND POWER AND SHE AGREED TO MARRY ME, and then with his son, he’s like LOOK, I MADE A THING, AND I AM PROUD OF THIS THING THAT I MADE.
I MADE A THING